Score: 1

"Hang your head"

submission: Mr. Clean's Secret

date: August 21, 2005

Why is this guy wearing a kimono? Do you fancy yourself to be some kind of anime artist? A blonde-haired yank in a kimono is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. You'll never be Japanese, so give up at it.

Score: 6

"That poor fly!"

submission: The Master

date: August 21, 2005

Imagine cutting a fly out of thin air - that would be awesome! Low blow by pinching it with the chopsticks. Should have put it out of its misery to make a more satisfying ending.

Score: 6

"Whoa! Okay...?"

submission: Erika's Eye Trailer

date: June 1, 2005

I don't get it, but that's okay! Apart from not making much sense, you have a unique style. And Erika has the potential to be quite the hotty. She just needs to exercise off that beer belly and get a tan. Oh, and give that hair a thorough comb workout so she doesn't look like a cyclops. Tiny flaws; easily smoothed out. Looking forward to a longer & fulfilling episode.

Score: 6

"Die, already!"

submission: Ronin-Spirit of the Sword

date: May 29, 2005

No, Ronin aren't cool. They're samurai who have disgraced themselves and are without honour; they should've committed seppuku when they had the chance. Once they swore an oath to retain the virtues of Bushido, but they transgressed and refuse to take it upon themselves. Anyway, hack and slashes can be fun - but skillful gameplay increases entertainment a hundred-fold.

Score: 7

"Wagner's Ride of the... Samurai?"

submission: Valhalla Knights

date: May 29, 2005

Valhalla Knights, eh? I'm imagining a bunch of archaic-speaking, coat-of-arms bearing history-lecturers in rusty metal escorting the dead to a lofty marble hall of wine & drink in the sky... Interesting transition from a horde of screeching, bloated dykes in breastplates waving around spears - I still have the utmost respect for them, mind you, as with any established operatic musician. But that has nothing to do with the movie.
Haven't seen any substantial bridge between the opening confrontation and the continuning storyline... apart from that hear-jewel thingo. The whole thing's like a Norse mythology anime, but that just makes it even more irregular and out of place.
As you may have guessed, I am a proficient student of mythology - it's a powerful tool - use it wisely. Good luck.

Score: 5

"Arrgh!! Pixelated Madness!"

submission: Mario Vs Link Part 1

date: May 29, 2005

No, actually the pixels weren't too bad - they didn't distract me from viewing. Watching Mario cut sick on Link was a riot. I don't know how Link got back up after getting seven shades of shit kicked outta 'im and being transfixed on his own sword. Oh come on, everybody knows the mighty Link could OWN Mario in a fight - no matter how many magic mushrooms the Italian stallion chows down!

Score: 9

"If thou art He; but oh how fallen..."

submission: Paradise Lost

date: May 29, 2005

My favourite poem of all time! It's the ultimate battle between Good & Evil, Law & Chaos, Angels & Demons, Positive & Negative, Yin & Yang, etc. etc. So on and so forth. I'm glad (and quite relieved) to say that the animation did this glorious tale no dishonour at all. Poked a bit of fun - but it was all for the noble cause of introducing Paradise Lost to a wider audience. A good mate of mine is going through film director's college for the sole purpose of making this into a movie, hope he succeeds...

Score: 5

"I beg to differ!"

submission: Born in the 80's

date: May 29, 2005

No way, the best music age ever is the 18th century. We live in a time of social, moral, spiritual and musical decline. Face it, society blows! Think about it; dress standards, music, architecture and even warfare was so much more refined back in the ol' days. Conservation of the nation!

Score: 8

"I'm Having Flashbacks"

submission: Glurk!

date: May 8, 2005

This was great, it reminds me of a book I read in kindergarten. It was about this big hairy monster that flew from planet to planet in a flying saucer and ate everything in sight - the whole lot! Eventually it landed on earth and was about to snare its first meal when it was shocked to find that it was several hundred times smaller than its prey - about the size of a flea and got stepped on. This is a constant reminder of how big the universe is. Good job ;)

Score: 8

"Very Interesting"

submission: Death of a Star

date: May 4, 2005

I've always wondered what a supernova would look like and if we'd be able to see it from earth. It's amazing; that is one huge explosion! Does it really blink like that before it goes bang? Well done, this animation has made a bursting star much more easier to visualise - considering the fact that we probably won't experience one in this lifetime.