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Ronin-Spirit of the Sword
Rated 3 / 5 stars May 29, 2005
Die, already!
No, Ronin aren't cool. They're samurai who have disgraced themselves and are without honour; they should've committed seppuku when they had the chance. Once they swore an oath to retain the virtues of Bushido, but they transgressed and refuse to take it upon themselves. Anyway, hack and slashes can be fun - but skillful gameplay increases entertainment a hundred-fold.
Songwriting Tutorial
Rated 2.5 / 5 stars April 27, 2005
Totally Unfair
Don't badmouth classical music. You can't speak for 98.6% of the population, that's called bigotry and you're most probably wrong. You have to be used to hearing the classics to appreciate and love them. It's a tuning of the ear process. But there are people who have issues with classical music because they want to be contemporary and modern to avoid ostracism.
I did NOT badmouth classical music. I like classical music, I've been playing it for 5 years. I'm not speaking for anyone, I stated in the summary that this was sarcastic, my point was that most people won't even think about listening to classical music, and I was making fun of THEM. I'll make sure to put the definition of sarcasm in the summary next time for those that need it.
Mario Starcatcher 2
Rated 2.5 / 5 stars April 22, 2005
What's the point?
If I want to play Mario, I'll play it on the old SNES. Why would you create such a poor, shotty version of the game just for flash? Gameplay doesn't run too well either. Overall, just a complete waste of time.
Recent Movie Reviews
Rated 0.5 / 5 stars August 21, 2005
Hang your head
Why is this guy wearing a kimono? Do you fancy yourself to be some kind of anime artist? A blonde-haired yank in a kimono is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. You'll never be Japanese, so give up at it.
It's called a robe, silly.
Rated 3 / 5 stars August 21, 2005
That poor fly!
Imagine cutting a fly out of thin air - that would be awesome! Low blow by pinching it with the chopsticks. Should have put it out of its misery to make a more satisfying ending.
LOL..I agree I think that would have been a good Idea for a better ending.
Rated 3 / 5 stars June 1, 2005
Whoa! Okay...?
I don't get it, but that's okay! Apart from not making much sense, you have a unique style. And Erika has the potential to be quite the hotty. She just needs to exercise off that beer belly and get a tan. Oh, and give that hair a thorough comb workout so she doesn't look like a cyclops. Tiny flaws; easily smoothed out. Looking forward to a longer & fulfilling episode.
Awesome guys, thanks for the CONSTRUCTIVE critizim! It's best when I get those kinds of comments because it's true, I'm sort of a noob when it comes to flash, but I'm a quick learner. I'll try to fix all the stuff to make it smoother. The finished product will be much better. Lol, Erika is a pale gal, but her hair will get out of her face more so don't worry haha. And for those of you that liked the voice, I appreciate it, especially considering I have strep and am still recovering haha. Thanks again.